Archive for the ‘ FML ’ Category

What has my life become?

I was sitting at work today when a sexy text message from Leiberhaber came in. About a minute later, a series of sexy text messages came in from Complicated Cam. Then I received my first picture of a penis (from Leiberhaber). Why am I at work? I would much rather be somewhere with either of [ READ MORE ]

The 2010 Story

Is single. With a twist. You see 2010 didn’t bring me a boyfriend, but it did bring me a incredibly frustrating dream. The dream of something great, that is too far away. And this dream served as my biggest relationship of the year. I haven’t really been dating this year. I haven’t really given any [ READ MORE ]

Oh won’t you take me to crazytown

There’s a place I sometimes visit. It’s called crazytown. I’ve been the mayor before, but lately I’ve just been a regular visitor. This week may require residency though. Why you ask? Because of fucking Facebook[ READ MORE ]

d’oh!

In the midst of my birthday planning today I stumbled upon something: my Swiss lover is back on Facebook. When we met he had a meager profile, with hardly anything worthy of stalking. Then bam! A few months in he disappeared. Apparently he didn’t trust Facebook with all of that information. Which I can totally [ READ MORE ]

The little green monster

One of my only single girlfriends had quite a weekend. A random make-out on Wednesday night and an all-night fuckfest Friday night. I can’t help but be a tad jealous. I want to have sex. I want to makeout with a random boy on the street. I want to be reminded that I’m pretty and [ READ MORE ]

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