the shameful tales of a happily single

I live in a world where strategy matters. Don’t waste your energy if it’s not thought-out and results driven.

To keep track of my ‘bucket-list’ if you will, in no particular order, the things I want to accomplish before I pair-up.

• Date a photographer
• Defile an Hasidic Jew
• Have a trans-Atlantic romance (or trans-Pacific, I don’t really care. I just want to have a reason to travel)
• Date a ridiculously rich man
• Date an artist
• Date a writer
• Have a beach love-affair
• Date someone that adores me
• Date, even a z-list, celebrity
• Date a journalist