Slutty Tendencies
I have to admit, I have slutty tendencies.
I mean, I really like sex, and as a single, I can’t allows get it in the most … virtuous of ways. Sometimes there’s backseats of cars involved, sometimes there’s dancefloor makeouts. It’s just what a girl’s gotta do once and a while.
After all of these single years, I’ve had to learn how to hide these tendencies. For example, I won’t date or entertain the idea of dating a friend of a friend, no matter how far removed. My one-nightstands are restricted to foreign cities, where no one knows my name.
I’ve got a reputation to protect here people!
So far, I’ve done a pretty good job at staying within these boundaries.
So far.
But I fear I am facing a challenge I may not be able meet. The Olympics are only a week away and this city has already started buzzing with energy, not to mention cute boys.
I have to be willing to let my reputation slide a bit for the next month. I mean, it will just have to. I have been promising myself for years that should I be single during the Games, I am going to live it up.
Here we are, a week away, me single, and well, I had better live up to all the hype – and to do that, I might do somethings that are restricted to foreign places, I’m not going to lie.
And I can’t freaking wait! I had better clean my apartment soon though, otherwise my globalization plan will prove difficult to achieve.
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