the shameful tales of a happy singleton

I loathe online dating. LOATHE IT. Though I’m witty and cute in my profile, very few boys ever seem to message me. I’ve never expected anything from online dating and I continue to keep my hopes in check. But when I was planning my latest solo international adventure, I thought maybe there was a place for online dating – cute, foreign tour guides!

Promptly, my profile changed from Vancouver to Berlin and then Amsterdam. Almost immediately, I received several messages.

I was clear in my profile, I was looking for a tour guide only, so apparently that suggests a good time.

And a good time was had.  Continue reading →