Posts Tagged ‘ Randoms ’

So much to tell

Sorry dudes.

I have been incredibly (boy) busy these past few months. From the scandalous goodness of a dancefloor makeouts and inappropriate Skype calls with international men, to local boys causing endless frustration and a pretty decent proposal from a man of interest, the past few months have given me much to write about. Though very little time to do so.

Life is slowing down again though. The winter is setting in, so I’ll have plenty of time to catch up.

But let me say, 30 and a half has been VERY good to me, so far.

Dating in International Waters

I loathe online dating. LOATHE IT. Though I’m witty and cute in my profile, very few boys ever seem to message me. I’ve never expected anything from online dating and I continue to keep my hopes in check. But when I was planning my latest solo international adventure, I thought maybe there was a place for online dating – cute, foreign tour guides!

Promptly, my profile changed from Vancouver to Berlin and then Amsterdam. Almost immediately, I received several messages.

I was clear in my profile, I was looking for a tour guide only, so apparently that suggests a good time.

And a good time was had.  Continue reading

The little green monster

One of my only single girlfriends had quite a weekend. A random make-out on Wednesday night and an all-night fuckfest Friday night.

I can’t help but be a tad jealous. I want to have sex. I want to makeout with a random boy on the street. I want to be reminded that I’m pretty and sexually desirable.

Stupid jealousy.

Vegas: An Introductory Course

A good, and recently, single guy friend of mine is going to Vegas soon. It’s his first time and he’s been asking me for … tips if you will – what to wear, etc.

It is my belief that Vegas is a practice in debauchery. How comfortable you are with it and to what level you are willing to participate in it.

I think the first time is always a little overwhelming – all the bright lights, the free-flowing booze, the half-naked bodies, the clinging of the slots – it’s difficult to accept Vegas for what it is during your first visit.

Vegas has been very kind to me as of late. My first solo visit with my BFF wasn’t so great, I wasn’t as confident, and didn’t give off the same vibe I do now. My second trip, for said BFF’s stagette, was good times. Boys were kind to me, fun was had, debauchery was experienced. After a lengthy hiatus, my trip last year for a friend’s 30th, blew everything out of the water – mindless flirting every night, and finally a ridiculous amount of attention from a good group of Brits, including one that just kept on saying “You’re just so sexy!”. And then there was the last trip, where I was ruined for all boys by Lieberhaber.

Basically, I have had my fair share of fun and trysts in Vegas.

That being said, my favorite piece of advice to my recently single friend:

Do something naughty in an elevator.

It’s just a good life choice in Vegas.

But only in Vegas.